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whereismyoscar:

the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British

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3 months ago · 1,797 notes · Source

So I’m cruising around Goodreads and I see the link for “Strangest Titles” or something, so I click on it. Honestly, WHAT THE FUCK? 

So I’m cruising around Goodreads and I see the link for “Strangest Titles” or something, so I click on it. Honestly, WHAT THE FUCK? 

3 months ago · 0 notes

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3 months ago · 14,903 notes · Source

Wait, if cats are always supposed to land on their feet, then why did Mufasa land on his back?

And die.

3 months ago · 4 notes

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cloysterbell:

I don’t know if you guys have ever noticed, but these two book covers are actually pretty special.

At either side of the American covers, there are curtains. Book One and Book Seven are the only books with curtains on the cover. Think of it like a Broadway show. The curtains raise to begin the performance and close when it’s over. Whether this was intentional or not, it’s very fitting. Book One reveals a world new to all of us. We don’t know what’s on the other side, only that it’s full of adventure and magic and new friends waiting to be made. Book Seven’s curtains are there to signify the end of our journey. Everything has been solved and put to rest and the story is over (even though it’ll never really be over). The beginning and the end.

So whether or not this was intentional, which I bet it was, always pay close attention to book covers, as you never know what you may find.

perfect.

Also, we’ve now moved one side of the arches to the other side. It’s like now we are part of this world after the last one when we’ve started as strangers looking in towards this new magical world

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3 months ago · 10,125 notes · Source

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

I mean, 

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
  • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

THIS TAG OMG.

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4 months ago · 34,013 notes · Source

“If you don’t like to read you haven’t found the right book.”
—  J. K. Rowling (via llaurenfoott)

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4 months ago · 26,665 notes · Source

When someone tells you to calm your tits:

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4 months ago · 63,561 notes · Source

All I can say is WILLIAM GOLDMAN, YOU SON OF A BITCH. HERE I AM SEARCHING FOR THIS MORGENSTERN BITCH AND HE DOESN’T EXIST OMG FUCKYOU AWJSDNKLJASNDJVN YOU GENIUS.

Needless to say, I just finished reading The Princess Bride. Okay, MIND = BLOWN. 

5 months ago · 0 notes

All i want is a nice cute awkward simple boy who’ll buy me flowers and take me out to dinner once in a while.

5 months ago · 0 notes

REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T PREGNANT

Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?

this made me weak

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5 months ago · 96,582 notes

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awks.

5 months ago · 0 notes

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6 months ago · 7,854 notes · Source



“Yes he did.”

“Yes he did.”

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6 months ago · 257 notes · Source